Published Writing:
The Hard Times:
Audiophile Neighbor Pounds Ceiling to Demand You Adjust Midrange
Goth Bakery Refuses to Make Wedding Cake for Happy Couple
We Tried 50 Frozen Pizzas and Didn’t Realize We Were Supposed to Do Different Brands
5 Comics to Watch, Like Keep an Eye on Them and Cover Your Drink
Fauci Gives OK for Venues To Keep Putting Bathroom Towel Roll On Ledge Near Dispenser
Waiting for Next Year:
A Browns Fan’s Guide to Mondays in the Office
Browns fans in Seattle: The Secret Society
Hard Noise:
Raffi Is a Great Modern Folk Singer Who Just Happens to Sing Children's Songs
Recent Tweets:
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soap tastes nothing like it smells
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We need to get better at writing before we start teaching AI to copy our work.
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When you say "touché" what you're really saying is "I was wrong but I'm not dumb, look at this French word I know"